Wines can get one into a stupor
Whines too could put people in a torpor
Wine makes one forget oneself
Whine transfers focus from action to itself
Wine gives a headache
Whine too induces many an ache (including ear ache)!
Wine tastes better (supposedly) in company
Whine becomes louder in symphony
Wine and Whine—they pack the same punch
They bring down all concerned, in a bunch.
Wine & Whine—they sound the same!
Is it because they have similar effects in life—the daily game?
It is sensible to keep these blighters at arm’s length:
That should yield health, wealth and strength.
One day I was harangued by a relative whining and I wrote this poem to get my grated nerves to normal! By the way, all this stuff about wine is pure hearsay, I have no practical knowledge 😉